Ms. Harmony Wanker

Also to top this shit trifle off someone has taken my bloody pen

Also if I tell anyone that I need painkillers I am not believed and I can’t ask anymore because the pain is making me cry which is unbearably painful

Fucking fuck I hate it here, need migraine medicine but now it is too far into the migraine and I’ll just have to deal with it for another 24 - 48 hours all because of bloody bureaucracy IT IS A FUCKING OVER THE COUNTER DRUG

WANK

My oh my do I have some fantastic recommendations for telly when I can get to a proper keyboard. (2 or 3 more weeks, oh my word I’m pretty much about to gnaw my arm off I’m so hideously bored)

But right now you all need to start watching Cheaters, a show that has the perfect balance of self-righteousness and salaciousness, I just want to give it a crown.

Seriously, it begins with this: “this programme is dedicated to the faithful and presented to the unfaithful in hope of renewal of their temperance and virtue”, and then someone tries to rip the shirt off their cheating partner.

It is beautiful.

Potentially in hospital for another month, and there is no WiFi.

Still in hospital and all the nurses want to watch me shower.

One at a time laydeezzzz.

Still in hospital and all the nurses want to watch me shower.

One at a time laydeezzzz

Livin’ the real Vida Loca if you know what I mean wink wink nudge nudge

Hey kids, tumblr app doesn’t let me read messages, if you want to contact me you can email me at z.d.michel@gmail.com.