Ms. Harmony Wanker

bashment-skankin:

Limmy gets a flyer from UKIP

I feel like whoever is distributing these in Glasgow has become the next kicked a terrorist in the balls, so many people have posted about them. They are Glasgow famous now, one of the unions is bound to invite him on in Freshers Week. 

jimllpaintit:

The official holy vestment of Ainsleyism is now available. Show your love for our Lord and Saviour.http://jimllpaintit.bigcartel.com/product/ainsley-harriot-son-of-god-all-over-print-tee

jimllpaintit:

The official holy vestment of Ainsleyism is now available. Show your love for our Lord and Saviour.
http://jimllpaintit.bigcartel.com/product/ainsley-harriot-son-of-god-all-over-print-tee

astockdoveisacompactpigeon:

lauriejuspeczyk:

If you don’t understand why people don’t like the big bang theory, once in an episode the cast was at a comic store browsing and a woman walked in, and one of the leads said “Is she lost?” and that was the joke.

Its also just so shit lol. Ppl say reality tv is lowbrow but i think bbt is the lowest brow comedy ever.

Haha babkinka science pnny ur blond ha girls no like sciense

astockdoveisacompactpigeon:

10/10
penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account

penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account

queerrapunxel:

rapunzelie:

chocolatemermaidya:

rapunzelie:

do you ever feel like there’s just so many pretty girls but most dudes are just subpar like there are radiant goddesses everywhere and just piles and piles of guys in backwards baseball caps and sandals

it’s called makeup

you can put eyeliner on a frat boy that doesn’t change the fact that’s he’s wearing a neon muscle shirt and nike flip flops

it genuinely makes me angry on a daily basis how men get away with looking like such utter tools whereas women get shit for not having make up on or wearing heels and shit like that. when you stop dressing like a toddler that’s dressed themself, then maybe we can talk about what I’m wearing.

proletarianprincess:

im being dragged to a dinner with alastair campbell on friday night. im repulsed but also interested, what do i even say to him? “i loved your work on the thick of it” lmao

astockdoveisacompactpigeon:

loppett:

i don’t trust people who are super into “proper grammar” and “correct punctuation” because what lies just beyond that smug superiority is some sinister classism that gets acutely racist in a red hot minute, so for similar reasons I’m instantly wary of anyone who takes great pride in their love of “logic” and “intellect” 

The type of people who go on to shoot up schools.