Ms. Harmony Wanker
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

ex0skeletal:

Juan Travieso (via Hi-Fructose Magazine)

ex0skeletal:

Juan Travieso (via Hi-Fructose Magazine)

fivehundredrevolutions:

Why did I not notice the moon has apparently turned red?

Also: why is the moon red?

Communism.

sergeantbash:

my dad is a delivery man/security guard/general person at a solicitors and one of the personal injury solicitors got sent this by the church of scientology (it also came with a dvd)
it’s very melodramatic 

Wow, what does it say? That graveyard looks like WWI war graves, wonder what they’d say about being appropriated by this (probably nothing cause they are dead)

sergeantbash:

my dad is a delivery man/security guard/general person at a solicitors and one of the personal injury solicitors got sent this by the church of scientology (it also came with a dvd)

it’s very melodramatic 

Wow, what does it say? That graveyard looks like WWI war graves, wonder what they’d say about being appropriated by this (probably nothing cause they are dead)

The ‘boy’ tag is another weird mix of porn gifs, dick pics, American Apparel ads, K pop stars and One Direction fan fic

I just checked the ‘girl’ tag, it is an odd mix of porn gifs, selfies, pictures of flowers and portraits of Marilyn Monroe/Lana Del Rey

People tag their selfies as “girl” or “boy”, is that just them word vomiting tags (like they always put their location, as if someone when looking at a city’s tag wants to see some person in front of their mirror, invariably wearing Black Milk leggings) or do people check these tags? Please please please send me an ask if you do

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

I mean I went to a posh school but that sort of behaviour would be just another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled

*sniggers hoping that someone will make an imagine of Hermione slathering Ron/Draco/Severus/Harry/Remus/Dumbledore/obscure male character who says 2 lines in the whole shebang/by that I mean Lee Jordan’s/s’ face/s*

lesbianvenom:

seventeen magazine has officially lost it

I mean I went to a posh school but that sort of behaviour would be just another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled

*sniggers hoping that someone will make an imagine of Hermione slathering Ron/Draco/Severus/Harry/Remus/Dumbledore/obscure male character who says 2 lines in the whole shebang/by that I mean Lee Jordan’s/s’ face/s*

oleanderous:

There’s a tea shop in my area that carries fandom inspired blends and I know fuukiinchou asked about the Adventure Time ones in particular! So far the non-fandom teas I had are decent, but I appreciate the extreme nerd atmosphere the place has. Hell,even my boyfriend and my owner got in a debate over Star Trek haha.

OMG A TEA SHOP WHERE YOU CAN DRINK TEA THAT IS NAMED AFTER VARIOUS FANDOMS, WHERE HAVE I SEEN A FEW BAJILLION SPECIAL SNOWFLAKES WHO COULD USE THAT PRODUCT/SERVICE????